I hate it when The Little Green Monster lectures us, because he’s nearly always right.
He likes to lecture us about lot of different things.
How we brush our teeth, if we are driving correctly, being to loud watching anything remotely scary on TV, even if we are eating too many sweets. Of course, sometimes this works in my favor like getting Papa gears to always wear his seatbelt.
It goes like this:
Monster notices that his dad is unbuckled
“Dad, dad AMEMBER what we talked about?”
“No monster, what did we talk about?”
“If you’re driving a truck, or a car, or a bus, or a jeep …. You gotta wear your seatbelt.”
“What if you’re not driving?”
“Then you need to wear your seatbelt.”
“So if your in car and it’s moving you need to wear your seatbelt.”
“Yeah, but sometimes it’s ok to just hold on really really tight.”
Oh boy, looks like we have some talking to do still so we can Amember what we talked about. What do your kids lecture you about?